Haikus


The bird in the beard

found a cool comedian

it found its own nest


Vomit tastes awful

but dogs eat it all the time

is there a lesson?


Make it so people

understand what you have done

just not right away


(Clubs) The loudness kills you

No one is ever friendly

Ten bucks for a beer


Don’t ignore the French

just pretend they’re clearing phlegm

during each sentence

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The women are sweet

but not full of surprises

they shave and smell nice


Coffee is my friend

wakes me up when I’m lonely

coffee is my friend


Time, anyone use it?

Or is it obsolete now

that it’s on our feet


Oh calculator

counting empty bank accounts

like a freaking child